Thursday, April 03, 2008

My kind of breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,


"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,

"How about a quickie this morning?"

''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How inappropriate ! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.


Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."George it's pronounced 'quiche.'

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