Where are the 'windscreen boys' when you need them? They can usually be found mob handed working the cars at the traffic lights on the N106, at the first roundabout at the bottom of the hill, as you bypass Nîmes. This is the route that I took to Marseille yesterday. Anyway, my windshield (consideration here for our lovely American readers) was fly spattered so instead of getting into a fight and telling them to go away, today I was going to make my peace with them and get the glass cleaned. Where were they? Where's that love heart when you need it? Where are the pretty girls?
Note: the guy with the hose in the picture above should consider getting some Viagra
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The 'drop off car' park just outside the MP2 airport terminal at Marseille has two areas. The first is depose minute, which to a French person means 'no camping allowed' and the other area, for really quick drop offs, is beautifully named 'Kiss and Fly'. Isn't that nice?
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You can tell it's the silly season for news because of articles like this. One of my favourite reasons given for having sex was, "to change the topic of conversation." What the hell were they talking about?
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